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Sex Preferences
| Use condoms | Yes, Condoms only |
|---|---|
| I prefer | Jerk Off Only |
| I'm a | Bear, Cub, Chub, Chubby Chaser, Cowboy, Emo, Jock, Military, Silver Daddy, Sugar Baby, Sugar Daddy, Thug, Trucker, Twink |
| Demeanor | Average |
| Out | Still in the closet |
| HIV Status | Negative |
Affair Preferences
| Describe your favorite affair fantasy | Fucking Spongebob with a bloody shovel. |
|---|---|
| Does your partner know? | No |
| How often does your spouse leave you alone? | Every living moment of my worthless life |
Public Sex preferences
| Favorite public sex places: | times square NY, i buttfucked the statue of liberty |
|---|---|
| The riskiest place I've had a sexual encounter: | The World Trade Center |
Appearance
| Ethnicity | Black |
|---|---|
| National heritage | Japanese |
| Build | Voluptuous |
| Height | 150 cm or shorter |
| Eye Color | Depends on my mood |
| Hair Color | Auburn / red |
| Hair Length | Waist length |
| Facial Hair | Full beard |
| Best feature | Butt |
| Body Art | Belly button ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked all over, None, Pierced... but only ear(s), Secret piercings, Scarred, Visible tattoo, Other |
| Health Condition | Diabetes |
| Endowment (length) | Short |
| Endowment (width) | Thin |
| Circumcised | No |
| My Attractiveness | Unattractive |
Situation
| Relationship Status | Married |
|---|---|
| Has children | Three or more |
| Wants kids | No |
| Housing Situation | There is always a party going on |
| Living Arrangements | Alone |
| Wants to Relocate | No |
| Availability | Your Place |
| Has a car | No |
Education & Employment
| Education | High school Diploma - GED or equivalent |
|---|---|
| Specialty | Manufacturing / Distribution |
| Employment Status | Unemployed |
| Annual income | Seeking support |
| Job Title | Blackest Nuts Alive |
Looking For
| I prefer: | Good Looks |
|---|---|
| My perfect match | Chuck Norris with the tail of a dolphin |
| Our first date | Wrestling (if u know what i mean), deep sea fishing (if u know what i mean), butt fucking a tree and a beaver at the same God Damn time (if u know wat i mean). |